Terms of Use

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My hope is that you will enjoy this content and the stories will prompt a discussion or a thought or perhaps challenge an assumption or two.

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Your use of this site acknowledges, in the event of your use, reuse and/or application of IP without the written consent and approval of the author merits payment to the author and, as an initial payment/fee for your any use, reuse or application of the author’s IP, you agree to disgorge all revenues directly or indirectly received and/or earned as a result of your use, reuse and/or application of the author’s IP and you agree to immediately pay an amount equal to these revenues to the author.

As an additional payment/fee for any unauthorized use, reuse or application of the author’s IP you agree to allow the author and/or the designated representatives of the author to apply or employ an incendiary device or flamethrower on or against your primary residence or, in the event you do not own a primary residence, your most valuable asset, and you agree to hold harmless and indemnify the author and/or the designated representatives of the author for any and all harm done to you or your property during the application and/or employment of the incendiary device or flamethrower. You also agree to respect the author’s right to quiet enjoyment while applying the incendiary device or flamethrower and shall not interfere with the author and/or his designated representatives during such an activity. At the author’s discretion you also agree to provide hot dogs, buns and marshmallows for the author and/or the designated representatives of the author to cook during this activity.

You agree that if any provision of these terms is declared void, illegal, or unenforceable, the remainder of these terms will be valid and enforceable to the extent permitted by applicable law.

You agree that these terms shall be governed by the laws of the Commonwealth of Massachusetts without regard to its conflicts of laws provisions.

You agree that is just better to ask the author’s permission. There is a very strong chance I will say ‘yes’!

Oh, and don’t forget, if you think you see yourself or someone you represent, get over it. All incidents and/or characters appearing in this work are fictitious. Any resemblance to real persons, living or dead and/or in any state of being other than living or dead, is purely coincidental.

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2 Responses to Terms of Use

  1. cheryle rhodes says:

    I heard Dan Yorke read this letter on his show back in September. I never paid so much attention to anything like I did to this that day. I would so so so much like to print it out with your permission so that i may share it with a close friend and my daughter. How might I go about this? Thank you.

  2. BDK says:

    Cheryle, thank you. We sent the story to you via email (some time ago; I am just a bit behind on my notes here!) with the hope that you & your daughter & friend enjoy an additional moment together. Thank you for taking the time to share my story. Yours, BDK

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